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The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend.  Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
   —  Judith Hayes
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On This Day In:
2017 Maybe In A Future World
2016 Largely A Mystery
2015 Tools And Weapons
2014 Likes And Dislikes
2013 Pillars Of Learning
2012 Another JCoM Review
Move It
2011 Expected Value
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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
   –  Oscar Wilde
[Or what a boring world this would be…  —  KMAB]
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On This Day In:
2017 Necessary Gaps
2016 Nor My Dogs
2015 Say What?
I’m A Dog, Too!
Beginnings
2014 Astonishing Choices
2013 Three Hard Tasks
2012 The Only Remains
2011 Personal Capability
What Price Failure?
Both Of W’s Elections
Tea (Baggers) Anyone?

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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
   —  Franklin Pierce Adams
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On This Day In:
2017 Truly Generous
2016 Choose Your Destiny
2015 Fast And Firm
2014 Neither Head Nor Heart
2013 Lonely, Foolish, Love Songs
Batting 1.000
Coward, n.
2012 At Least A Little More Difficult
2011 Speaking Of Fear

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Well, well, well…  During President Trump’s administration, the stock market set a new record today: it lost 1,175 points in single day of trading!  Congratulations, Mr. President!!  You have now presided over the biggest single day loss of wealth in American history.
Actually, nobody seriously believes #DumbDonald is any more responsible for today’s loss any more than anyone (but him) seriously believes he was responsible for the past twelve months of gain.  As he has yet to pass a budget, it’s hard to think otherwise.  His tax cut was factored into the market within a week of his election and the rest has been a natural progression from the Obama Administration’s policies.  He took full credit for the gain.  Now let’s see who he tries to blame for the loss.  I bet it’ll be those traitorous Democrats who wouldn’t stand up during his recent State of the Union speech.  It’s the Deep State I tell you!  It’s the Deep State just trying to make him look bad.  (As if he needs any help with that…)   —  KMAB
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On This Day In:
2017 We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
2016 But You Have To Learn It Feels Good
2015 Never Stop
2014 Caution
2013 Treat Her Like A Lady
2012 Build New Worlds
2011 I Grok Elegance
Standing Relish

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Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit!
   — R. E. Shay
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On This Day In:
2017 We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
2016 But You Have To Learn It Feels Good
2015 Never Stop
2014 Caution
2013 Treat Her Like A Lady
2012 Build New Worlds
2011 I Grok Elegance
Standing Relish

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Since the early bird catches the worm, it’s a good idea to begin your day as soon as you can — unless, of course, you happen to be a worm.
   —  Edwin Bliss
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On This Day In:
2017 At Least Most Of The Time
2016 But Doctor, I Never Learned How To Read
2015 Punch The Keys, For God’s Sake!
2014 Ouch!
2013 Revelations
2012 Movies And Juicing
Brady Gets #4 (Prediction)
Happy To Get Up
2011 What About Good Blogs?
2010 Slowly, Slowly…

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Punctuation

If I could be any mark of punctuation…
I would like to be a comma,
To me, periods are too abrupt.
And exclamation marks are too flashy!!!!
Semi-colons are too technical;
And dashes are too – drawn – out –
But a comma is nice,
It’s a brief pause,
A chance to rest in between ideas,
And that is how I think I would like my life described,
[This isn’t the first “poem” I ever wrote, but it was the first I added to this blog site.  You can find it – and more – linked from the “Poems” tab at the top.  Please leave a comment if you happen to enjoy any of them.  —  KMAB]
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On This Day In:
2017 The Few, The Many, The Most
2016 To My Brother
2015 For Junior
A Roman Rome
2014 Hmmm
2013 What’s A Motto With You?
2012 Worthy Companions
2011 Bourne Again
Which Ten Are You In?

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