Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag pile carpet to change the TV channel. | |
— Anonymous | |
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to. | |
— Albert Einstein | |
I am old but I am forever young at heart. … Each year is special and precious, you can only live it once. | |
— Richard Gere | |
[Happy Birthday to me! — kmab] | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | The Air Is Thinner, But It’s A Killer View |
2021 | Staying Young While Getting Old |
Mid-Afternoon (Hopefully) | |
2020 | Still Measuring |
2019 | Living On The Couch |
Who Am I – One Interpretation | |
2018 | A Gardening Goal: Feed The Flowers |
2017 | Freakishly Happy Cowboy |
2016 | One More, Please |
2015 | Infinite Adventure |
2014 | Unpaved |
2013 | Headstones |
2012 | Keeping Young |
2011 | Lessons Well Learned |
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Sometimes Once Can Be Enough
Posted in Family and Friends, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Aging, Albert Einstein, Anonymous, Happy Birthday to me, Humor, Kids, Philosophy, Quotes, Richard Gere, Shag Pile Carpet, Socks, Young At Heart on March 28, 2023| Leave a Comment »
What My Dog Thinks About Her Daily Walk…
Posted in Family and Friends, Humor, Included Video, Song Lyrics And Videos By Others, Videos, Walking, tagged Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast, Dog Walking, Family, Feelin' Groovy, Humor, Music Videos, Shiva, Simon & Garfunkel, The 59th Street Bridge Song, Tony Christie, Vevo, YouTube on March 24, 2023| 2 Comments »
Each morning, I interrupt my dog’s life long personal research of eating and napping for a walk around the block. In her younger days, we would go out for over an hour and cover several miles. Now, she’s getting on and has arthritis in her shoulders and hips. Despite her aches, her enthusiasm for the upcoming variety of smells is infectious and I’m sure this is what she’s thinking… | |
After a bit though, she looks at me and I’m sure singing the chorus to this…. | |
Ah, well… As long as the tail keeps wagging, we’ll keep doing what we do… After all, a dog’s gotta dog! | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Following His Own Path |
2021 | Show A Brother Some Love |
Beyond Words | |
2020 | Especially You, Bro |
Words Without Explanation | |
2019 | Enjoy! |
2018 | Happy Birthday, Bro! |
2017 | Love Can Change The World In A Minute |
2016 | 60, Little Bro! |
2015 | Vision and Courage |
2014 | 58 – Little Bro |
2013 | New Adventures And Old Hopes |
Caving In | |
2012 | Bits And Bobs And Birthdays |
Always Hope | |
2011 | Wet Snow And Long Hills |
Still Sunny
Posted in Faith Family and Friends, Family and Friends, Humor, Included Video, Song Lyrics And Videos By Others, Videos, Walking, tagged Family, Happy Birthday Bro on March 24, 2023| Leave a Comment »
Happy Birthday, Bro!! | |
We may both be on the wrong side of 65, but at least we’re both still on the sunny side of the grass! | |
Enjoy the day! | |
Love ya, | |
Kevin & Hil | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Following His Own Path |
2021 | Show A Brother Some Love |
Beyond Words | |
2020 | Especially You, Bro |
Words Without Explanation | |
2019 | Enjoy! |
2018 | Happy Birthday, Bro! |
2017 | Love Can Change The World In A Minute |
2016 | 60, Little Bro! |
2015 | Vision and Courage |
2014 | 58 – Little Bro |
2013 | New Adventures And Old Hopes |
Caving In | |
2012 | Bits And Bobs And Birthdays |
Always Hope | |
2011 | Wet Snow And Long Hills |
One’s Seal Of Approval
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Advantages, Eleanor Roosevelt, Guests, Housekeeping, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes on March 22, 2023| 2 Comments »
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are. | |
— Eleanor Roosevelt | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Make It Easy |
On A Lighter Note | |
2021 | I Hope Not |
Diggin’ It | |
2020 | Organized Skepticism |
2019 | An Interest In Life |
2018 | Two: A Current President With Both |
2017 | Watch This Space |
2016 | Beyond The Foundation |
2015 | Become An Affliction |
2014 | Just Setting Out |
2013 | Scott’s Inscription |
2012 | Good Knowledge |
2011 | Social Safety Nets |
With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Ambrose Bierce, Animals, Cannibal, Chief Dan George, Dark Humor, Fear, Friends, Gastronome, George Bernard Shaw, Hannibal Lecter, Old School, Philosophy, Quotes, Talking, The Devil's Dictionary, YouTube on March 9, 2023| Leave a Comment »
If you talk to the animals they will talk with you and you will know each other. If you do not talk to them you will not know them and what you do not know, you will fear. What one fears, one destroys. | |
― Chief Dan George | |
Animals are my friends… and I don’t eat my friends. | |
― George Bernard Shaw | |
Cannibal, n. — A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period. | |
— Ambrose Bierce | |
From his book: “The Devil’s Dictionary“ | |
[This post started with viewing a “Hannibal Lecter” video on YouTube: he was thinking of having an old friend over for dinner… — kmab] | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | What Really Hurts |
2021 | Republican Governors Don’t Help |
We’re Coming To Your Town | |
2020 | With Friends Like This… |
2019 | Still Better Than Third |
2018 | A Tough Row To Hoe |
2017 | Just In Case |
2016 | Republicans Eat Their Young |
2015 | Still 99% |
2014 | Affirming The Wall |
2013 | Maintain The Freedom |
2012 | All Good |
2011 | Fountains Of Life |
Staying Alive | |
Plopped: Blogging
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Entertainment, Frank Zappa, Lyrics, Philosophy, Pretensions, Quotes, The Real Frank Zappa Book on February 1, 2023| 2 Comments »
I don’t have any pretensions about being a poet. My lyrics are there for entertainment purposes only — not to be taken internally. Some of them are truly stupid, some are slightly less stupid and a few of them are sort of funny. Apart from the snide political stuff, which I enjoy writing, the rest of the lyrics wouldn’t exist at all if it weren’t for the fact that we live in a society where instrumental music is irrelevant — so if a guy expects to earn a living by providing musical entertainment for folks in the U.S.A., he’d better figure out how to do something with a human voice plopped on it. | |
— Frank Zappa | |
From his book: “The Real Frank Zappa Book“ | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Jeopardy |
2021 | Will Republican Senators Convict A Former President? |
Keep Moving, Keep Rolling | |
2020 | Republican Acceptance Of Abuse Of Office |
2019 | The Courage Of Four Skills |
2018 | And Stable Genius, Too |
2017 | And So We Continue |
2016 | Feeling Endangered? |
2015 | One Day |
2014 | Too Bad |
2013 | Unfinished |
2012 | First Steps Along The Path |
2011 | A Small Part Of Future Webs |
Some Of Us Sit Quietly (Indoors), Read And Drink Coffee
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Reading, tagged Coffee, Erma Bombeck, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Reading, Saltwater, Sand, Skin, Vacations on January 31, 2023| 2 Comments »
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. | |
— Erma Bombeck | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Sometimes I’m Confused |
2021 | You Need Me On That Wall |
Counting Bees And Chasing Clouds | |
2020 | Precious Life |
2019 | Nothing Is Too Difficult For Me |
Patterns Of Caring | |
2018 | And May Never Be |
2017 | Don’t Forget |
2016 | I Was A Percentage Man |
2015 | It Waits Patiently |
2014 | Unknown |
2013 | Explaining Love? |
2012 | Echoes of 1% |
2011 | Salaam, Egypt!! |
Where Do You Learn? | |
Just Agree To Disagree
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Arguments, Cereal, Controversy, Family Planning, Humor, Philosophy, Public Discussion, Quotes on January 30, 2023| 2 Comments »
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial. | ||
— Erma Bombeck | ||
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On This Day In: | ||
2022 | There Is No Fate But What You Make | |
2021 | The Silent Word | |
Touched My Hand | ||
2020 | Releasing Their Fears | |
2019 | 17 Days Until The Next Government Shutdown | |
2018 | Disciplined Models | |
2017 | We Cannot Afford Enemies | |
2016 | Love Is Just A State Of Mind | |
2015 | Waiting? | |
2014 | Big C, Little B (II) | |
Where God Has Not | ||
2013 | Chasing His Dragon | |
Shaped And Molded | ||
2012 | Believe In Yourself | |
2011 | Cultural Equivalence | |
Why Not? | ||
Books About Books | ||
The Basis For Adult Continuing Education | ||
Feeling GAS* (Again)
Posted in Guitar, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Frederic Chopin, GAS, Guitar, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes on January 23, 2023| Leave a Comment »
Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, save perhaps two. | |
— Frederic Chopin | |
[As in “Guitar Acquisition Syndrome“. (LoL) — kmab] | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | And Even Fewer Regrets |
2021 | Today Counts |
I Hope You’ll Understand | |
2020 | Maybe #IncompetentDonald Really Is A Great Manager |
2019 | Your Only Choice |
2018 | A Good Definition |
2017 | Getting It Done |
2016 | Getting To Know Me |
2015 | Why I Pay Taxes |
2014 | Inequality Of Sacrifice |
2013 | I Never Saw A Moor |
2012 | Fill In The Blank |
Not For Naught | |
Cliff Notes To Life? | |
2011 | Conference Games Sunday |
NFL This Weekend: Six Games In Three Days!
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Sports, tagged Correction, Erma Bombeck, Humor, NFL Playoffs, NFL Wildcard Weekend, Philosophy, Quotes, Sports, Watching Football on January 10, 2023| Leave a Comment »
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. | |
— Erma Bombeck | |
[This post was originally titled “six games in two days”. I didn’t realize one of the games was to be played on Monday night… — kmab] | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | Limited Knowledge And No Control |
2021 | Gifts |
Look Inside Your Heart | |
2020 | A Strength Of Science |
2019 | A Higher Standard |
Make Two Calls | |
2018 | Irreplaceable Sparks |
2017 | Saving For April 15th |
2016 | First Wish |
2015 | Tracing Shadows |
2014 | One Thing |
2013 | More Is Less |
2012 | The Screw-Up Gene |
Neat, Please
Posted in Humor, Lyrics, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Humor, I Gotta Get Drunk, Lyrics, Philosophy, Quotes, Willie Nelson on December 27, 2022| 2 Comments »
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. | |
— Ralph Waldo Emerson | |
[Which (somehow) reminds me of the Willie Nelson lyrics: | |
“There’s an ol’ doctor who told me | |
That I better start slowin’ it down. | |
But there’s more old drunks | |
Than there are old doctor’s | |
So I guess I better have another round.” | |
From his song: “I Gotta Get Drunk” — kmab] | |
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On This Day In: | |
2021 | Someone Should Tell Senator Joe Manchin |
One Of The Things We Need | |
2020 | Boxing Day 2020 |
Fractal Branches | |
Advice For Sons, Too | |
2019 | Almost Soulful Pleasure |
2018 | Cursive In The News |
2017 | Coffee Crunch |
2016 | Preparation |
2015 | Scarcely Asked |
2014 | They Resemble Us |
2013 | Both |
2012 | That’s Success! |
2011 | Losing At Dominoes |
2010 | 1,001 |
A Practical Theory
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Erma Bombeck, Housework, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Theory, Who Cares on November 21, 2022| 2 Comments »
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? | |
— Erma Bombeck | |
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On This Day In: | |
2021 | Still Building |
Golden | |
2020 | Books And Blogs |
You Don’t Know What I Got | |
2019 | #45 Is The Inverse |
2018 | A Message To The White House Press Corps |
2017 | Eeny Meeny Miny Moe |
Binge, Binge, Binge | |
2016 | Feeling Warm Yet? |
Four Documentaries | |
2015 | Just Like All The Others |
2014 | In My Own Vanity |
2013 | Filled With Words |
2012 | Lectio Auget Existentiae Meae |
2011 | Lied Lately? |
2010 | Born To Work At Faux News |
Lost Again (Uh, Make That Still) | |
Qui Genus Humanum Ingenio Superavit | |
They’re Back… (Part 1) | |
For Some… Not All
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Reading, tagged Daniel J. Boorstin, Humor, In Bed, Philosophy, Privacy, Quotes, Reading, Sex on November 9, 2022| Leave a Comment »
Reading is like the sex act – done privately, and often in bed. | |
— Daniel J. Boorstin | |
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On This Day In: | |
2021 | Does Blogging Count? |
Another Notch | |
2020 | Even Being President For Almost Four Years |
#45: Crying About The American Voters | |
Dying Isn’t Much Of A Way To Make A Living Boy | |
2019 | And Autumnal Foliage |
2018 | Up Hill, Both Ways |
2017 | Trump Carnivores – The Revolution So Far |
2016 | Election Results |
2015 | Speak Louder |
2014 | Why I Frequently Give In |
2013 | Am Remembering |
2012 | Sustained Fear |
2011 | Commitment |
Probably Not Me
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, tagged Charm, Explanations, Humor, Intelligence, Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach, Philosophy, Quotes, Reputation on November 7, 2022| Leave a Comment »
Whoever shows both charm and pleasure in explaining to people things that they already know soon gets a reputation as an intelligent individual. | |
— Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach | |
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On This Day In: | |
2021 | Even If I Have An Opinion |
We’ve Just Gotten Confirmation | |
2020 | #45: A Word Of Advice |
But I’m In No Hurry To Get There | |
Decision Made: #46 — Go Joe | |
2019 | Like Many Forms Of Art |
Two Towers | |
2018 | Land Of My Birth – Executive Order Notwithstanding |
Keeping It Real… | |
2017 | Use A Bigger Can |
2016 | Vote Tomorrow – 8 November 2016 |
2015 | Old Bond |
2014 | Preferences |
2013 | Prudence |
2012 | Reason Against Reasons |
2011 | The 1% Rule Of Large Groups |
2010 | Going, Going, On… |
Expect Mike | |
Wasted Again? | |
You Did? | |
Reflecting Plenty | |
Old Math | |
Mental Images | |
Here’s Lookin’ At You, Kid | |
Learn | |
Nothing Feared Today | |
I Had Other Plans | |
Ratings… | |
Really? | |
Encourage Greatness | |
In The Beginning…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Science and Learning, tagged Apple Pie, Carl Sagan, Creation, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes, Science, The Universe on November 4, 2022| Leave a Comment »
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. | |
— Carl Sagan | |
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On This Day In: | |
2021 | Are We Talking About Health Insurance / Oil Companies, Facebook Or Faux News? |
When MTV Was Young (And Fun) | |
2020 | Resting |
A New Day Just Means We Continue The Struggle (With A Smile) | |
2019 | One For Two |
Why Trump Insults Pelosi and Schiff | |
2018 | The Worst |
2017 | #DonTheCon In The Oval Office |
2016 | Are You Like #AmnestyDon And Sarah Palin? |
2015 | Begin Today |
2014 | Look Again (At Life’s Illusions) |
2013 | None Knows |
2012 | Yet |
2011 | No End In Sight |
2010 | Back At It… |