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The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend.  Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
   —  Judith Hayes
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On This Day In:
2017 Maybe In A Future World
2016 Largely A Mystery
2015 Tools And Weapons
2014 Likes And Dislikes
2013 Pillars Of Learning
2012 Another JCoM Review
Move It
2011 Expected Value
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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
   –  Oscar Wilde
[Or what a boring world this would be…  —  KMAB]
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On This Day In:
2017 Necessary Gaps
2016 Nor My Dogs
2015 Say What?
I’m A Dog, Too!
Beginnings
2014 Astonishing Choices
2013 Three Hard Tasks
2012 The Only Remains
2011 Personal Capability
What Price Failure?
Both Of W’s Elections
Tea (Baggers) Anyone?

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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
   —  Franklin Pierce Adams
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On This Day In:
2017 Truly Generous
2016 Choose Your Destiny
2015 Fast And Firm
2014 Neither Head Nor Heart
2013 Lonely, Foolish, Love Songs
Batting 1.000
Coward, n.
2012 At Least A Little More Difficult
2011 Speaking Of Fear

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And the records just keep on getting set this week:
1) First President to ever have the Stock Market fall 1,000+ points in one day during his administration  —  Donald Trump
2) First President to ever have the Stock Market fall 1,000+ points in one day TWICE during his administration  —  Donald Trump
3) First President to ever have the Stock Market fall 1,000+ points in one day TWICE in one week during his administration  —  Donald Trump
4) First President to ever have the Stock Market fall 1,000+ points TWICE during his first term  —  Donald Trump
As I said in a prior post, most market gains are not directly attributable to any specific action by a President, neither are most market losses.  But, when you take “personal” credit for the gains “since getting elected”, I think you should also accept the blame when there is a market loss – “correction” or otherwise – during your administration.  Oh, but not “TeflonDon”…  After all, the economy is still fundamentally sound.  Or, so we’re being told.
And, yes, Mr. President we’re tired of winning!  Please, make it stop!!
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On This Day In:
2017 An Accumulation Of Acts
2016 Here’s Lookin’ At You Kid
2015 How To Be Omnipotent
2014 The Promise Of Future Love
2013 Christian, n.
2012 Praise
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood
2011 A Few More Lyrics From The Past
5 For The Price Of 1

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Well, well, well…  During President Trump’s administration, the stock market set a new record today: it lost 1,175 points in single day of trading!  Congratulations, Mr. President!!  You have now presided over the biggest single day loss of wealth in American history.
Actually, nobody seriously believes #DumbDonald is any more responsible for today’s loss any more than anyone (but him) seriously believes he was responsible for the past twelve months of gain.  As he has yet to pass a budget, it’s hard to think otherwise.  His tax cut was factored into the market within a week of his election and the rest has been a natural progression from the Obama Administration’s policies.  He took full credit for the gain.  Now let’s see who he tries to blame for the loss.  I bet it’ll be those traitorous Democrats who wouldn’t stand up during his recent State of the Union speech.  It’s the Deep State I tell you!  It’s the Deep State just trying to make him look bad.  (As if he needs any help with that…)   —  KMAB
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On This Day In:
2017 We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
2016 But You Have To Learn It Feels Good
2015 Never Stop
2014 Caution
2013 Treat Her Like A Lady
2012 Build New Worlds
2011 I Grok Elegance
Standing Relish

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Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit!
   — R. E. Shay
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On This Day In:
2017 We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
2016 But You Have To Learn It Feels Good
2015 Never Stop
2014 Caution
2013 Treat Her Like A Lady
2012 Build New Worlds
2011 I Grok Elegance
Standing Relish

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Since the early bird catches the worm, it’s a good idea to begin your day as soon as you can — unless, of course, you happen to be a worm.
   —  Edwin Bliss
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On This Day In:
2017 At Least Most Of The Time
2016 But Doctor, I Never Learned How To Read
2015 Punch The Keys, For God’s Sake!
2014 Ouch!
2013 Revelations
2012 Movies And Juicing
Brady Gets #4 (Prediction)
Happy To Get Up
2011 What About Good Blogs?
2010 Slowly, Slowly…

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