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Going Out Of My Head



Favorite Line(s):
I see you
Each morning
But you just walk past me
You don’t even know that I exist
Goin’ out of my head over you
Out of my head over you
Out of my head day and night
Night and day and night,
Wrong or right

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On This Day In:
2019	And Autumnal Foliage
2018	Up Hill, Both Ways
2017	Trump Carnivores – The Revolution So Far
2016	Election Results
2015	Speak Louder
2014	Why I Frequently Give In
2013	Am Remembering
2012	Sustained Fear
2011	Commitment

Still waiting on the vote count…

Note: This image was found on the internet. I do not own it or make any claim to copyright. If anyone knows the owner, let me know and I will credit them for it. — KMAB

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On This Day In:
2019	Transfiguration
2018	2018 Mid-Terms
	Praying For A Blue Tsunami Election
2017	Islam Is Not The Enemy
2016	A Checkered Past, A Checkered Future
2015	Preferences
2014	Have You Taken The Pledge?
2013	Nurture Tolerance
2012	Election Day – Please Hear What I’m Not Saying
2011	Mostly Strange, Always Blue
	What Is It You Want?
2010	MSNBC, Bring Back Keith !!!
	Value..
	Worse Still…
	Afraid So…
	Making It
	Don’t Jump Small
	Time
	Push!!
	I’m Still Here… (A Message To Keith Olbermann)
	Choose
	Not Yet…
	Mean Too
	Still Building (and Planning)
	Hangin’ High
	Always…

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

― Groucho Marx

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On This Day In:
2018	Beating Feet Again
	A Bad Bet
2017	Living Memory
2016	December
2015	That’s Gotta Leave A Scar
	It’s All About Me (…Not!)
2014	Bull’s-Eye Next
2013	Change ÷ Time
2012	High Anxiety
2011	To Be, Do
2010	In the Arena…
	Not An Island, Today…

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

― Isaac Asimov

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On This Day In:
2015	Speak Louder
2014	Why I Frequently Give In
2013	Am Remembering
2012	Sustained Fear
2011	Commitment

Just be glad you’re not getting all the government you’re paying for.

— Will Rogers

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On This Day In:
2015	Positively Aiming Higher
2014	Suspicious Minds
2013	We Are Not Alone
2012	Lawyer, n.
2011	Each Day Remember…
2010	Impossible Dreams of Camelot

Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism.

— Earl Warren

[I saw a great poster “Donald Trump 2016 – There’ll be hell toupée…” At first I laughed, but now I just can’t figure out if it’s meant to be mocking him or if his supporters are actually buying this stuff. Should I still think it’s funny if they think it’s serious? Google (images) “hell toupee” – and let me know what you think – joke or serious? — KMAB]

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On This Day In:
2014	Corrected And Amended
2013	Too Few
2012	Three Characters
2011	Universal Payment
2010	Privatizing the TSA? (An old – *and long* – post, but still relevant!!)

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

— Oscar Levant

[And a special Happy Birthday to my mother who, four score and seven years ago, was born on this continent!! I’ve been dying to use that phrase in a birthday message (LOL). Love Always, your son Kevin — KMAB]

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On This Day In:
2013	Greatness
2012	Memories Of Arlington
2011	Wake Up

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.

— Frank Zappa

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On This Day In:
2012	Trial By Jury
2011	First Class
	Got Knowledge?

The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would find too expensive to punish.

— Ambrose Bierce
From: “The Devil’s Dictionary“

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In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

— Ambrose Bierce
From: “The Devil’s Dictionary“

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How can you tell if you should be voting Democrat or Republican:

Vote Republican if you hire exterminators to kill bugs in your house.
Vote Democrat if you step on the bugs.

Vote Democrat if you buy books which have been banned somewhere.
Vote Republican if you form censorship committees and read the books as a group.

Vote Democrat if you eat the fish and game you catch or hunt.
Vote Republican if you hang them on a wall.

Vote Republican if you keep your bedroom shades drawn (although there is little reason you need to).
Vote Democrat if you ought to but don’t.

— From “An Incomplete Education“, by Judy Jones and William Wilson

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