“Inglourius Basterds” (2009) — movie review | |
Today’s review is for the “alternate reality / history” WWII military drama “Inglourious Basterds” and stars: Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine, Diane Kruger as Bridget von Hammersmark (an actress / double agent who is trying to help the allies), Eli Roth as Sgt. Donny Donowitz (one of the “Basterds”), Mélanie Laurent as Shosanna Dreyfus (a Jewis girl seeking revenge against the Nazis), Christoph Waltz as Col. Hans Landa (the bad-guy SS officer who killed Shosanna’s family and who is now hunting the “Basterds”), Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox (a British Officer sent behind enemy lines to assist in the killing of Hitler), Daniel Brühl as Fredrick Zoller (a German war hero and the subject of a Nazi film), Til Schweiger as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz (a German soldier who rebels against the Nazis and who then joins the “Basterds” squad). | |
Basic plot: In WWII German-occupied France, a young Jewish girl witnesses the slaughter of her family by SS Officer Colonel Hans Landa. Narrowly escaping with her life, Shosanna Dreyfus plots her revenge several years later when German war hero Fredrick Zoller takes a interest in her and arranges a movie premiere (he is the subject of the movie) at the theater she now owns. Meanwhile, Lt. Aldo Raine forms a special commando team composed of Jewish-American soldiers to fight the Germans behind enemy lines. So, the Germans have made a war movie about Zoller and with the opportunity of having every senior Nazi commander and politician in attendance, in the same theater, Raine is sent to blow-up the theater when the film premiers, not knowing that Dreyfus is already planning to lock everyone in the theater and burn it down with everyone inside. In this alternate universe, the bombing fails, but the burning succeeds and Hitler and the Nazi high command is killed so the war ends. | |
Background: I like war movies. I like action movies. I like “based on true events” movies. “I don’t really care for “alternate reality / history” movies – mainly because made up history, in pop culture, creates an uninformed / misinformed public who “believe” the movie is an accurate portrayal of real history. Our American education system is not able to compete with fake history – which doesn’t help… Anyway, I purchased this movie in DVD format several years ago and have just never gotten around to viewing it. This review is from my first viewing. It was prompted by my seeing the promo on YouTube. (Yeah, they got me again.) | |
So, is this movie any good? The actors? The action? And, should you make time to view it? To the first three: so-so. To the last: it depends… | |
Any good: This movie was directed by Quentin Tarantino. If you like his work – and many do – you will probably like this movie. I have enjoyed several of his movies (ex: “Pulp Fiction“, “Kill Bill“), but I found this film wore that enjoyment down pretty thin. The “film” techniques: chapter headings, physical and bloody brutality, heavy use of black and red color schemes are all so standard now (and copied by others), they are actually almost boringly expected. Ho-hum… | |
The actors: Laurent and Waltz are the best of the lot. This is the first time I’ve seen Laurent and the camera loves her. Waltz is Waltz. If the camera loves Laurent, it adores Waltlz. He is an eye magnet even when he’s not the one speaking. The problem I have with him is I’ve seen Waltz in multiple roles and he’s starting to seem like he’s John Wayne “playing” Rooster Cogburn. Yeah, he’s great in THIS role, but he’s really just playing himself, again. Bond villain, check. Django, check. Tarzan, check. The only stretch I can remember was in “Alita: Battle Angel“. Maybe, it’s just me… I enjoy Brad Pitt, but for seem reason I just can’t go as far as saying “I’m a fan”. I’m not sure why, either. Kruger is okay in her role, but I liked her more in the “National Treasures” movies. I can’t think of much else I’ve seen her in which really made me sit up an notice her. I liked Brühl in this movie. I didn’t really like Fassbender. Brühl was believable, Fassbender wasn’t. I thought Schweiger ended up being wasted in this film. He was a little gem (when the camera focused on him) and I would have liked him to have more minutes. | |
The action: Tarantino. Blood. Gore (multiple scalpings). Pretty typical for “T”. | |
Should you view this movie: Again, if you like “T” style films, this is as good as any of them. If you do not, you may still find a reason to view it. If you are not a “T” fan, it’s probably a miss. I have two main objections to this film: 1) what’s here is done well, but there’s almost nothing “new” or interesting done here. Even allowing this movie is now almost fifteen years old… And, 2) As a veteran, I object to the depiction of an American officer saying I’m part Indian and if you agree to join my unit I want 100 scalps from each of you. I’m not saying American’s have never committed war crimes. Obviously, we have – and still do. Hopefully, it’s only occasionally and not purposefully done – as depicted here. I would be particularly offended if I were a Jewish-American and I was being told: “The enemy is brutalizing Jews so I want you to brutalize them. We are going to be so brutal to them, they will fear us.” This attitude assumes Jewish-Americans have a greater proclivity to seek revenge and to commit war crimes. I don’t believe this is true and, yes, I (personally) find it offensive to suggest it. | |
Final recommendation: moderate. The acting is pretty strong – individual performances, anyway. The action is pretty “Tarantino-ish”. I just didn’t find the story to be at all believable – even as I was watching it, and, even within the confines of “alternate history / reality”. | |
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On The Other | |
2018 | Hoping For A Blue Wave In November |
2017 | Garden Dreaming |
2016 | Well, Maybe Not “No” Talent |
2015 | An Appetite For Life |
A Trip To The Library | |
Great Expectations | |
2014 | Pass The Soul |
2013 | Zapping Music And Art |
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That Kid Is Back | |
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Posts Tagged ‘Brad Pitt’
Mediocre Tarantino
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Reviews, tagged Alita: Battle Angel, Brad Pitt, Bridget von Hammersmark, Christoph Waltz, Col. Hans Landa, Daniel Brühl, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth, France, Fredrick Zoller, Germany, Kill Bill, Lt. Aldo Raine, Lt. Archie Hicox, Mélanie Laurent, Michael Fassbender, Moderate Movie Recommendation, Movies, Pulp Fiction, Sgt. Donny Donowitz, Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, Shosanna Dreyfus, Til Schweiger on July 19, 2023| Leave a Comment »
Heroes Die Too
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Reviews, tagged Boyd "Bible" Swan, Brad Pitt, Fury -- movie review, Grady "Coon-Ass" Travis, Jon Bernthal, Logan Lerman, Michael Peña, Norman "Machine" Swan, Shia Labeouf, Staff Sergeant Don "Wardaddy" Collier, Strong To Highly Recommended Movie, Trini "Gordo" Garcia, World War II on April 27, 2020| Leave a Comment »
“Fury” (2014) — movie review | |
Today’s review is for the World War II action / drama “Fury” starring Brad Pitt as Staff Sergeant Don “Wardaddy” Collier, Shia LaBeouf as Boyd “Bible” Swan, Logan Lerman as Norman “Machine” Swan, Michael Peña as Trini “Gordo” Garcia and Jon Bernthal as Grady “Coon-Ass” Travis. The movie gives the impression that it is all happening in a single day, but that seems improbable (if not impossible), but whatever. It is late in the war, the Germans are on the verge of defeat, and four of the five main characters have been together for three years fighting and surviving. The exception is Lerman’s character Norman / “Machine” who is a raw recruit brought up as a last minute replacement. He was supposed to be a clerk / typist and knows nothing about fighting a war or manning a tank. | |
“Fury” refers to the nick-name the crew has painted on the barrel of the the tank’s main gun. | |
The movie follows the tank through a day of “war-is-hell”. There are several battles, multiple random deaths, lots of gore, violence, and cursing and two implied sexual relations. And then we have the main battle, where the tank doesn’t actually fight against another tank. The tank is disabled at a critical road intersection and the men have an option to abandon the vehicle or stay and risk their lives in defeat in an upcoming battle against a several companies of SS-troops. Pitt’s character chooses to stay and fight, but he gives his permission to the others to leave. They also choose to stay / fight / die. | |
So, a movie which starts out as a morality play about the horrors of war and its debasing of the human spirit then reverts into a heroic / mythic journey with the “hero” leader (Pitt) staying behind to struggle against impossible odds to make a difference in the war (and to defend his emotional home). | |
Is this movie any good? Is it an accurate depiction of combat? Is it at least entertaining? I found this movie to be very good as an action / war movie. Yes, it is gory and some of the violence is random, but both of these things are by design / intent. Real war IS hell and it can be heart-breakingly random. If you thought the opening beach scene from “Saving Private Ryan” was “good” movie making, then you’ll almost certainly enjoy most (if not all) of this movie, because that’s pretty much what you get for almost two hours. | |
Final recommendation: Strong to highly recommended movie. If you can get past the gore and the profanity – it’s “R” rated and obviously not for folks with a weak stomach – I think you’ll find a lot of pretty good to very good acting. And, by that I mean ALL five of the main actors do a great job in these roles. There are telling glances, flinches and all out emotional confrontations. Heroes don’t always have a happy ending to their story, but that doesn’t detract from their effort to do their duty. I would add one qualification: the movie stands on its own, but to “really” understand it you will need to watch the deleted scenes. They provide a lot of character background info which I hope will someday in the future be integrated into a “Director’s Cut”. | |
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2021 | Horticulture Anyone? |
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2020 | Heroes Die Too |
Front Update | |
Still More Hope Than Fact | |
2019 | The Ones Worth Remembering, Anyway |
Boot Edge Edge (My New T) | |
2018 | To Reach The Next Threshold |
2017 | Streaking Tales |
2016 | Singular Reality |
2015 | He Says It’s Hard To Get There From Here |
2014 | Question From A Founding Father |
2013 | Make Heroes |
2012 | See And Hold |
2011 | Am Not, Are So |
And 4
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Average Movie Recommendation, Batman, Batman v Superman - movie review, Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice, Ben Affleck, Billy Beane, Brad Pitt, Christopher Reeve, CIA, Ethan Hunt, Freida Pinto, Gal Gadot, Henry Cavill, Highly Recommended Movie, Hyperion, Immortals - movie review, Jason Bourne - movie review, Jeremy Renner, Justice League of America, Luke Evans, Mickey Rourke, Mission Impossible movie series, Moneyball - movie review, Movies, Oakland A's, Oakland Athletics, Oracle of Delphi, Phaedra, Superman, The Epirus Bow, Theseus, Tom Cruise, Wonder Woman, Zeus on November 18, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Today’s post is reviewing four movies – one re-review and three new reviews. The movies are: (old) “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (2016); (new) Immortals (2011); (new) Jason Bourne (2016); and, (new) Moneyball (2011). Because this post is for four movies, it will be longer than normal. If you’re not interested in my movie reviews, move along… So, in alphabetical order… | |
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (2016) — movie review | |
My original review can be found here from back in April. Back then I gave it a “strong” recommendation as “entertaining”. That review stands. If anything, I might raise it to high. I think I actually liked it more. The plot still doesn’t make a lot of sense, but as previously stated: it’s a marketing gimmick to get three super-heroes together so DC can start a franchise. Even given that, I still liked the movie a lot – more so than the first viewing. I particularly liked Ben Affleck (Batman) and Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman). And, while Superman is never going to be my favorite super-hero, Henry Cavill owns the role like no one since Chris Reeves in the original “Superman – the Movie”. The movie worked for me. Bring on the Justice League of America! | |
Immortals (2011) — movie review | |
Okay, so in ancient Greece, some beefcake named Theseus (Henry Cavill aka Superman) is blessed / cursed by Zeus (Luke Evans) to protect humanity (well, at least the Greeks) from a mad tyrant – King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke). Phaedra (Freida Pinto) plays the love interest, an Oracle of Delphi. Anyway, blah, blah, blah, Theseus finds a magic bow (“The Epirus Bow”) and saves the world from the Titans. | |
Since I’d never heard of this “legend” tale, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it is completely made up. The names of the characters appear in Greek history or mythology, but this myth / story does not. Still, it’s a good tale. The movie is from the same producers as “300“, so if you like that kind of bloody action, fights and special effects (and I do), you should find this movie to your visual taste. Final recommendation: strong. I picked this movie to see if Cavill can act in any other role beside Superman. That didn’t work out so well as he plays a “minor” superman / hero here, too. | |
Jason Bourne (2016) — movie review | |
This is a movie I really wanted to see at the theater, but never got around to. It’s the fifth in the series and the fourth with Matt Damon in the title role. Matt skipped number four which starred Jeremy Renner. (Wow. Now I’ve got to go back and see that one again.) While it was nice to see Matt back in the saddle, this movie makes absolutely no sense. The plot is the same as the others (the first three), the CIA wants Jason Bourne dead and he fights back. The special effects technology is upgraded, but it’s used badly and adds to the “huh?” factor. | |
I never thought I’d say this, since I much prefer Matt to Tom Cruise, but Ethan Hunt is now better in the Mission Impossible series than Jason Bourne is in this series. And it’s not Matt’s acting. It’s the story telling. This movie is what it is: Matt / Jason fighting and running around and being super clever. Other than that, it’s an extremely average action movie. I’m sure Hollywood will try to string this out for another couple of sequels, but it’s running out of air and there’s a DNR on the patient’s chart. Time for a better re-boot than we got with Jeremy. | |
Moneyball (2011) — movie review | |
What can I tell you? It’s only been a couple of weeks since the Cubs won the World Series and I’m missing baseball… | |
This is one of those movies “based on a true story”. Basically, Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) has to make a small market (ie “poor”) baseball team competitive. He does it by introducing “Sabermetrics” to baseball. Here, Sabermetrics is renamed as “moneyball”. The baseball team is the Oakland Athletics (better known as the “A’s”). The A’s lose three of their best players to teams with more money and in the struggle to replace them, Beane tries to redefine how you evaluate players using statistics instead of experienced baseball “eye-balls” (veteran scouts). What happens is he turns the “rebuilding” team into one which not only makes the playoffs, but sets an American league single season consecutive winning streak. | |
The movie gives a fascinating look into the “business” of modern baseball, and, yes, I did get caught up in both the streak and the “romance of baseball”. I liked Brad Pitt in Troy, but most of his stuff is just kind of “so-so” for me. He is excellent in this role! Final recommendation: High!! | |
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On This Day In: | |
2022 | But You’re Still Looking? |
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The Sincerest Form Of Flattery (Leader Of The Band) | |
Four Fifths Of Music | |
2020 | Doctor’s Orders |
Make That Seven Orders… (Good Lovin’) | |
2019 | Innocent |
2018 | Ripost |
2017 | Just Asking… |
2016 | And 4 |
How Tall Do You Stand? | |
2015 | More Prejudice |
2014 | Say What? |
2013 | Daring Errors |
2012 | Are You Comfortable? |
I Just Have To | |
In Flux | |
2011 | True New |
2010 | A Job Well Started Is A Job Half Done |
I See With My One Good Eye | |
Accepted Fraud
Posted in History, Investing, Movie Review, Movies, Politics, tagged Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Derivatives, Economics, History, Housing Market Bubble, Housing Market Crash, Investing, Movie Review, Movies, On Banking, Politics, Ryan Gosling, Steve Carell, The Big Short - movie review on July 7, 2016| Leave a Comment »
“The Big Short” (2015) — movie review | |
Last night I watched “The Big Short“, which is a movie about how the banking, finance, credit bureaus and real estate industries defrauded the American public (actually the entire world) and got away with it. The movie stars Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling and is rated “R” for language and frontal nudity (brief scenes with strippers). The movie uses cut-aways to random famous people to provide “definitions / explanations” and (I guess) a bit of levity. This act of having the person on camera “speak” to the audience is known as “breaking the fourth wall”. | |
For some time now, about forty years ago, the banking industry moved away from traditional “banking” and started trying to make money off of making money. This began as an attempt to monetize risk into products which could be sold. This was done via derivatives, which is a fancy way of saying “money for nothing”. It is not really “nothing”, it’s position, options, leverage, coverage, insurance, or any number of other names for financial security – or rather, the illusion of financial security. Some people think of it as shared risk. I think it’s more traditional name is gambling. | |
Okay. I’ll get off my soap-box and get back to the movie. Four groups of financial players discover the housing market is being fraudulently (and criminally) propped up and, in fact, is in a giant bubble. A “bubble” happens when greed takes over common sense in a market and prices for the items in the market are far higher than the actual value of the item and / or the ability of the buyer in the market to purchase the item. Theoretically, when you lose the ability to pay for something, you should stop buying it. However, in a true bubble, because “everyone” expects the price to continue to increase, the buyers continue to buy under the assumption the price will continue to go up and just before you lose the item (foreclosure for realty), you sell the item and take whatever profit you can. IF you can time your exit correctly and get out with a profit, you win. However, this is not true investing. It is merely speculating. This speculation is what is at the heart of the movie. | |
That is the “before” side of the movie. The four groups know there is a bubble and one of them creates a derivative to profit (vastly) if the housing market bubble bursts. The other three parties get wind of the derivative and essentially go “all-in” to bet on the crash. This is all happening in roughly 2005. The expectation is the crash will happen in early 2007 when a percentage of mortgage loans which are variable rates with short-term fixed rate teasers have the teaser expire. | |
When 2007 rolls around and the housing market does crash, the derivatives don’t initially pay out because the banks / credit agencies / insurance companies and government don’t want the national economy to collapse. Essentially, the U.S. Taxpayer (via the government) foots the bill for the losses of the restructuring financial market. Inevitably, a few of the large financial players “go away” (get bought up at severe discount) and the global economy is saved. Here, the key point of the movie is that the little guy in America loses their home, but none of the fraudulent bankers and financiers goes to jail. The irony is they (the banks and financiers) have prevented legislation which might stop this from happening again in the future, and we are back on the same roller coaster again. | |
Final recommendation: highly. This is a complicated movie about a complex subject. The average person seeing the movie will probably not understand the financial portions of the movie. They will (probably) understand the effects of the bubble burst because most of us have been living through the results (recession) over the last ten years (and still going). This is not a great movie, but it is an honorable attempt to educate the working people of America. | |
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Shocked! | |
2021 | The Truth Shall Keep Us Free |
Let Your Hair Down (Hang On Sloopy) | |
2020 | But What About Tomorrow’s Blog Post? |
2019 | Don’t Forget Obstruction Of Justice |
An Honest, Unvarnished Assessment | |
2018 | #45 And The Republicans Are Pretending (So Far) |
2017 | Made |
2016 | Halves |
Accepted Fraud | |
2015 | Even The Little Ones |
2014 | Who’s On First? |
2013 | No Equal Measure |
2012 | A Single Host |
2011 | No Exemptions |
2010 | Memories Of KSA – Inside The Fire |
The First Rule
Posted in Movies, tagged Brad Pitt, Cult Movies, Edward Norton, Fight Club - movie review, Moderate To Strong Movie Recommendation on April 12, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Fight Club (1999) – movie review | |
“The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club…” | |
Okay, now that that’s been said, we can move on… Cult movies fascinate me. I’m really never sure why the movie is going to be a cult favorite, so I watch a fair number of movies which friends and associates say, “You’ve gotta see…” Some times they hook me too. More often than not, they don’t. Some rare times, even after viewing, I’m still not sure. “Fight Club” is one of those. | |
Now, in fairness to the movie, I’ve seen the last third of the movie about a half dozen times. I’ve never seen the beginning or the middle parts. Last night was the first time I’ve seen the whole movie and I’m trying to guesstimate if knowing the twist at the end of the movie spoiled it for me or if it was just a so-so movie and it (knowing the twist) didn’t much matter. | |
The movie is a quasi-SciFi movie about 30-ish young man (Edward Norton) who feels like he’s lost in his own life. By a chance encounter he meets another guy (Brad Pitt) who challenges him to live his life more fully. In this case, “more fully” means beating yourself senseless and then beating others senseless, too. And, of course, sometimes they beat you senseless. How (you ask) does this make you live life more fully? To tell the truth, I’m not quite sure. It seems to be some kind of cross between a rite of passage into manhood and the adrenaline rush of living with physical pain as a consequence of risking your life in “moderated” conflict. | |
The movie is appropriately rated “R” for language, brief nudity and violence. Of the three, the violence is the most consistent (Duh, Fight Club, right?). The movie has thee main sections: pre-club – an examination of loneliness; club – an examination of an attempt to stem imagined emasculation via participatory violence; and, finally, post-club – a somewhat feeble attempt to reset civilization as we know it. Of the three, the last is the least believable, which left me with mixed feelings about the movie. | |
So, is it a good movie and is the movie any good? I would have to say yes and so-so. It is shot well. The characters are well played. I particularly liked Edward Norton in the lead role. The movie has “stirring” scenery – a decrepit house, Dark and Light, dripping and flooding, falling down and being (moderately) resurrected. The camera conveys the emotions and the building is almost an allegory for the main character. This, to me, is the “definition” of a good movie. But, is the movie any good? In the end, it comes down to the difference between enjoying a movie for what it is and thinking a move is good AND that it makes sense. Try as I might, the movie doesn’t make sense. I guess it’s just me… | |
So, final recommendation: moderate to strong. This is definitely a “cult” classic. If you discuss it with you’re (male) friends you’ll find most of them have seen it and enjoyed it, but VERY few (if any) would actually participate in such a club. Why? Because in the real world, pain HURTS and generally speaking is to be avoided. And, if you think about it, it (fighting) doesn’t demonstrate you’re a “man” or prove you’re more alive. …As romantic as many movies may try to make it seem. | |
Enjoy it for what it is: fantasy / fiction, and leave it at that. | |
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On This Day In: | |
2023 | Once Is Rarely Enough |
2022 | Or Less Perceptive |
2021 | We Need Professional Journalists AND The First Amendment |
It Was Rainin’ Hard (Taxi) | |
2020 | Neither Alone, Nor Lonely |
Giving | |
2019 | That’s Why It’s Called Faith |
2018 | So We Agree, #45 Is Dumb – Too |
2017 | The Morality Of Spying |
2016 | He Doesn’t Remind Me Of Me |
The First Rule | |
2015 | Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow |
The Man Without Fear | |
2014 | I Blame Robocop |
2013 | Future Trustees |
2012 | Praise Not The Day… |
2011 | Educated Living |