The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. | |
Don’t be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. | |
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. | |
The further you are in advance of your own front lines, the more likely your artillery will shoot short. | |
Friendly fire ain’t. | |
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. | |
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. | |
The problem with taking the easy way out is the enemy has already mined it . | |
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. | |
Incoming fire has the right of way. | |
The only time your suppressive fire works is when it is used on the enemy’s abandoned positions. | |
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