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Well, Does It?
August 29, 2013 by kmabarrett
I came back to this because I realized the title of this post was begging for an answer. For the long hair, no, obviously not. For the wooden leg, I would say 20% table.
Interesting… Why 20%?
A table = 4 legs + 1 flat surface (usually). So I figured 1 leg = 20% of table.
Purr-fectly reasonable. I had not counted the surface.
Reblogged this on Amanda's Words / starfire8me and commented:
That is SO funny.