| Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. | |
| — Frank Zappa | |
| There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. | |
| — Frank Zappa | |
| [Not scientifically verifiable, but as a point of faith, Frank may be correct… — KMAB] | |
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