Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
— Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
— Frank Zappa
[Not scientifically verifiable, but as a point of faith, Frank may be correct… — KMAB]
