Archive for December 10th, 2011

Easy To Tell

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife:  ‘What are you doing dear?
Husband:  ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females
Wife:  ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?
Husband:  ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone

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